Remember when ugly Christmas sweaters were actually ugly? Not these "I'm trying to be cute but I'm gonna call it ugly in case you hate it" sweaters? Well, in honor of the good old ugly Christmas sweater wearing days, here are 17 hilariously ugly Christmas sweaters found on Instagram for you all to see.

1. Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, why are you in an airport?

Okay, so no one can be sure if this is in an airport or not, but wherever he is, I have a feeling this get up was unexpected.

2. When you think it's just a tree, and then you realize those are not just any old ornaments.

From hilarious memes to ugly sweaters, Nicolas Cage is making us laugh for all the wrong reasons.

3. He's been waiting all year to whip out this bad boy.

The beautiful blend of a man, a doggie bandanna, and some tassels.

4. Behold, a man. Being held by another man. In a sweater that looks like the chest of a man.

Riddle me this.

5. This is not exactly a sweater but oh my Lord, it's a Christmas tree made of PIZZA!

Mmmm look at that man pizza, my favorite kind.

6. Rudolph's gonna be on the naughty list if he can't control his drinking.

If this is for a child I just can't.

7. When you buy a kit to look festive and your creative side comes out.

This is the level of creativity I aspire to be.

8. Not only does it look like these ladies won AWARDS for their sweaters, but they're giving me serious Mothers-Of-The-Grinch vibes.

When you aspire to be the guy in number one but don't have enough tinsel.

9. When the snowman in your sweater is happier than you.

The real question is did he or his wife make this?

10. When Rudolph is your spirit animal.

I feel like he identifies with young Rudolph, you know, the one who didn't have many friends.

11. Looking like Carlton, but dressing like Will.

Now this is a story all about how his Christmas got turned upside down.

12. Oh, my Lord, no she didn't.

Welcome to the next four years of endless Trump jokes.

13. Barbie is naked on the North Pole, I repeat, Barbie is naked on the North Pole.

Not exactly what Santa had in mind.

14. When your sweater is so ugly, you use a Snapchat picture to make it better.

Work it at that office party!! WORK!!

15. Sweaters are so last year, it's poncho season.

Starting your ugly sweater game young and strong.

16. Not sure if this is a mistake or a happy accident.

From the man who referred to mistakes happy accidents, this is definitely a happy accident.

17. When you like to lift, but Christmas is your favorite time of the year.

He's been waiting for this since July.