Being an adult can be awesome, but there are a few things that kinda suck.
Like needing to go to work. But the one thing that makes work bearable? The BFF's we make there. They're the only ones who understand what you go through.
My work BFF and I say and text these things to each other constantly:
1. "I wanna go home"
* I say as I walk in the front door
2. "Can you take my shift?!"
I need to be free today, save me!
3. "I hate this place"
Let's be real, you're the only part of this place I like..
4. "WHY does he/she still work here?!"
These people...
5. "Ugh. Guess who I get to deal with today?"
We're BFFs because we hate the same people.
6. "I'm quitting"
We threaten this like everyday...yet come back everyday.
7. "TELL ME NOT TO QUIT RN"
Remind me of the bills I need to pay and how much I'd miss you.
8. "I was super productive today. Be proud."
Only they understand how impressive that is.
9. "I'm sorry..."
When they work the shift after you and the place is a disaster...so sorry.
10. "Didn't kill anyone today #winning"
Sometimes, this is a real accomplishment.
11. "We're both working? Yasssss"
This is how every good day at work begins.
12. "I get off at (TIME). Lunch date?"
I didn't get to spend all day with you so I need to see you.
13. "You think I could just leave?"
I wonder if anyone would notice...?
14. "Ew. No. You can't like him, he's from work"
Work guys are so....ew.
15. "I F****** LOVE YOU"
Work BFFs are the best BFFs.