Roommates are one of the best parts of college. They’re the family you have when your real family is hundreds of miles away, but you can get way too drunk and they’ll laugh with you and hold your hair back. These are the people you create some of the best memories with for four years. Some of the funniest one-liners come from living with people in college. Here are 15 of them:

Are you hungry because I'm starving.

Absolutely. Where are we going?

SOS I need a caption for this.

No one knows how to caption your instagram better than your roommates.

I'm trying to get blacked tonight, honestly.

Hell yeah, let's go out.

I borrowed your dress last night.

Why limit yourself to one closet?

Do you know where my wallet is?

Sometimes you just need an extra set of eyes.

Lets watch a movie.

Junk food and bad romcoms…

He wasn’t even that cute.

You are way cuter than him. He sucks.

Do I have to put pants on?

We can just go through the drive thru so I don’t have to put any on.

Can you pick up toilet paper?

We’re all out and you’re already at Target.

I’ll venmo you.

The greatest money app invented. So helpful.

Which one doesn't make me look like a whale?

Who else would you go to for fashion advice?

I honestly don’t care, you pick.

Just not McDonald's or Subway or Jack In The Box or anything that doesn't sound good to me, honestly.

Tell your mom I said hi.

Perks: having multiple sets of parents.

If you're not going to eat this mac n cheese I will.

I’m really hungry and you have really good left overs from like, two days ago.

I love you!

The best part about having roommates is having people that love you. Stupid and sometimes annoying, but they're so great to have around.

If you’re lucky enough, you find the coolest people to live with in college, and sometimes they even become your very best friends!