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12 Signs you're from Clutch City

No one wants that, Slime in the Ice Machine!

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12 Signs you're from Clutch City

No matter if you grew up in Houston or are currently living in Houston, there are many aspects of it to love. Growing up in Houston can teach you so many different aspects of life like: driving on any freeway, eating some of the best food, watching some of the best TV or even attending some of the best concerts or games. If you have never lived in Houston some of these won't make any sense to you, but true Houstonians will understand every single one of these. Anything from Slime in the Ice Machine, RIP Marvin, to the ever changing weather to even seeing some of the most iconic buildings in the world. There are many more parts of Houston than these listed but how can anyone limit themselves on the perfect city, as Houston. Hope these remind you of some of the best memories, or best moments you've had in Houston.

1. You know Marvin Zindler was an icon in Houston.

Whenever Marvin Zindler was on the news, everyone stopped and watched. He was famous for his Friday weekly show, Slime in the Ice Machine. When he passed, it felt as if we lost a family member.

2. You're used to traffic, it's really nothing new.

You know the right times to be on and off the freeways. It isn't usual to add traffic to your overall timing to get places. You know the worst times to be on any freeway is between 6 a.m. and 8 a.m. and 5 p.m. and 7 p.m.

3. The Houston Rodeo is Spring Break.

The Houston Rodeo is what we did for Spring Break, or even still do during Spring Break. It isn't just about the livestock shows; but the fried Oreos, carnival rides, concerts and the great shopping. What would we do in Houston without the Houston Livestock show and Rodeo?

4. The Astros are your team, no matter what.

The Astros will forever be Houston's baseball team. No matter the amount of wins or losses, they will be our team. The names, Lastros or Disatros, gives them the power to prove you wrong. Root, Root, Root!

5. 2nd Date Update is part of your morning commute.

The 2nd Date Update is the most entertaining part of your morning commute in Houston. There is something great about listening, to other peoples disastrous dates. Maybe, you remember Roula and Ryan's Roses on 104.1 KRBE, as well.

6. Mattress Mack has the most enthusiasm in Houston.


Everyone knows who is he and what he is trying to sell. If you haven't been to a Gallery Furniture you need to check one out. Mattress Mack knows how to sell you some furniture!

7. Hurricanes, don't mean much to you.

Of course, there have been some pretty serious hurricanes in Houston. A Majority of them are a bust but we all must storm to the stores, right?

7. Yao Ming is a Houston Rockets legend.

Yao Ming standing at a whopping 7 feet 6 inches, was by far one of the most legendary Rockets players.

8. Space Center Houston, is a guaranteed field trip.

Whether it was years ago or the present you have been the Space Center Houston for a field trip. If not, you have been there in the Summer to geek it out.

9. Architecture in Houston, is some of the best.

Whether you find yourself stuck in traffic looking at the surrounding buildings or looking around Houston for great architecture; you are bound to find it. Many building have deep rich history, while many others are great art by local artists. If you haven't checked out the Beer Can House, you need to for obvious reasons.

10. Galleria is the mall you visit for special occasions.

You've probably shopped here enough times to count on your hands because of the magnitude of the mall. The ice skating rink is the place to find the teeny poppers flirting with each other, or find yourself at the map because your lost. Either way, you need quite a large wallet and some serious walking shoes!

11. Astrodome will forever be Houston's home.

The Astrodome, is an iconic part of Houston. Whether you agree or disagree to get rid of it, it is home to many historic stories of Houston. It will forever be Home for Houston.

12. You understand the seasons in Houston.

You understand that one hour it could be freezing and the next in the high 90's. It doesn't matter the day or month, the weather in Houston has a mind of it's own. Houstonian's, are flexible enough to change to the ever changing weather.


Don't forget to BE SOMEONE, Houston!


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