What would Shmidt do?
1. Monday
I will literally give up my first born child not to go to class today.
2. Tuesday
I made it through Monday, I DESERVE to go to half-off wine night.
3. Wednesday
Nope, no, not going out toni… oh it's a theme night at the bar?
4. Thursday
I hate 7:50’s, I hate tequila shots, I hate myself.
5. Friday
I am definitely peaking tonight.
6. Saturday
Time to RALLY-- you can do this, I believe in you.
7. Sunday
*Contemplates school, life, existence*
8. Following Monday
Can I cancel every Monday for the rest of my life.
9. Following Tuesday
Oh I have a paper due? Haha, awesome.
10. Following Wednesday
Nope, no not going out toni… oh the bar is 18+ ?
11. Following Thursday
Haha, wait I did WHAT last night?
In the wise words of Shmidt, "Shmidt happens!"