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10 Thoughts When Walking Into Ulta

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10 Thoughts When Walking Into Ulta
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Ulta–the most magical place on Earth. So much to choose from, and so little money to spend. There's just something about opening up fresh makeup that makes you forget about the absurd amount of money you just spend. Somehow, I always find a reason to justify any purchase made in there, so I'm not worried. However, the thought process behind every visit is always an interesting one.

1. "I have some extra money to spend. And by extra I mean none."


2. "I bet you *insert BFF's name here* wants to abuse their debit card too."

3. "When will I ever wear this? I'll figure it out later, I'm buying it."

4. "Oh baby I have a gift card!"


5. When your mom says she will not support your addiction.


6. "I don't know how to use this but I'll try it and watch a tutorial video when I get home."

7. "How did my basket get so full? How am I going to pay for all of this??"


8. "What do you mean my card bounced?"


9. "You only need to spend 40 more dollars for a free sample!"


10. *Walking out with only 2 out of the 1,927 items that were originally in your basket like*

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