I hate the way you grade my tests
And the numbered GPAs
I hate the way you teach us things
I hate writing essays
I hate staying in on weekends
And the fact that I can't sleep
I hate the hundreds of readings I have
It even makes me weep
I hate the yelling in my hall
I hate when Monday comes
I hate it that I have a B
Even worse when I feel I'm dumb
I hate the way I've gained 10 pounds
And the fact that I have dropped calls
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you
Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
EntertainmentMay 02, 2016
'10 Things I Hate About You' Poem: College Edition
A poem to my fellow students.
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