1. Wake up.
Waking up on Sunday requires no alarm, because this day is set aside for slumber and a detailed reflection on your week. By the time 1 p.m. rolls around, you're ready to start your "day."
2. Skip lunch...only because you slept through it.
The dining halls and house chefs do not have conducive hours for the level of relaxation we call Sunday.
3. Go through social media.
Saturday could arguably be the most "lit" day of the week, so checking last night's Snap story is a must. But we can't just focus on last night; this is a time to reevaluate every social media mistake you've made this week, including when you tweeted about being "so drink (drunk) hahaha."
4. Contemplate showering.
After all, this is the last day of the week. Is there an urgent need to shower? Are shower shoes really worth it right now? No.
5. Get distracted by checking Facebook.
Facebook is where you can catch up on the family woes of the week, and view all of the ugly pictures you're going to block from your Timeline!
6. Consider a snack... or five.
I have crackers, fruit, chips, yogurt, and cereal; what I really have is a meal made of snacks.
7. Remember the quiz, essay, and group project that you should have begun last week.
Could it be anymore clear that you lost track of everything after Thursday? No time to go back; preparation for all-nighters this week starts now.
8. Watch Netflix and order Jimmy John's.
"Gossip Girl," "One Tree Hill," "Grey's Anatomy," and "American Horror Story" are the priority, but since I slept through lunch, Jimmy John's it is. (They also have the friendliest delivery services.)
9. Realize it's 10 p.m., and the fact that you never truly left your room.
I did go to the door to pick up my Jimmy John's!
10. Promise yourself (again) that next week will be different.
Everyone has virtually accepted that Sundays are lazy days, but we can always hope to find a way to be more productive. Maybe just wake up by 11 a.m. next week!