1) They won't leave you empty inside
Burritos have a lot of love to give, they fill you up and leave you happy.
2) They are always there when you need them
Burritos never flake on you, they are always one Chipotle order away and are there for you in a heartbeat.
3) They don't lie to you
Burritos are very honest. They don't try to act like something they're not and they always do what they say they're going to.
4) They don't get jealous
So you got a bowl this time around? Burritos don't care, they know you're unconditional love for them.
5) They are loyal
Burritos will always protect you, cherish you, and listen to you.
6) They don't try hard to impress you
Burritos don't show off to try and win you over, they know you'll appreciate them for who they are.
7) They don't make sexist jokes
Burritos don't care that you have a period, and don't blame every bitch-y thing you say or do on it.
8) They won't leave you cold
Burritos always provide you with warmth and comfort.
9) They help you when you're upset
Burritos know what to do when you're upset, and it actually works.
10) They don't rush you
Burritos give you all the time you need, they are always ready when you are.
We should all appreciate burritos a little more.