Christmas is over, new year new me, right? Yea, sure. I'm stuck in this whole post-Christmas/New Year/Holiday Party-trance. Oh, you feel that way too? Here's exactly how to describe this feeling.
1. You're "so totally done" with eating mass amounts of food in 5 minutes.
Take that, mom's hella good and fattening cheese cake!
2. But then you're like, yo chips!
I mean, chips and salsa isn't mass amounts of food. And you're eating it in 10 minutes. Improvement.
3. You got a ton of cash as gifts, so you're pumped.
Make it rain
4. Then you remember, you still have to pay bills and gas. So the $400 haul you got quickly shrinks to a small $36 and a losing scratch-off.
Why do bad things happen to good people?
5. When you see extended family or friends, you don't know if you should say Merry Christmas or Happy New Year
Even though both holidays have ended
6. You don't know when the right time to take down the holiday decorations is
Oh well, guess I'll never take it all down.
7. To eat the stale Christmas cookies, or to not eat the stale Christmas cookies?
The hardest decision you will ever make.
8. You decide it's time to put away all your new nice things you got as gifts.
It's a sad moment in your life.
9. You find out the hard way that it's no longer okay to get drunk at dinner
It isn't New Year's Eve anymore, being wasted at 5:00 p.m. while everyone is sober, is not okay. Your aunt Sue doesn't approve of your antics, nor does anyone else at the dinner table.
10. Finally, you come to the realization, the holiday season is officially over.
It was the best of times, and it was the worst of times.