1. Chance The Rapper came on stage dressed in a khaki Mario outfit.

He could have been dressed as Bowser or Princess Peach, he's still a fan favorite.

2. Ariana Grande performed a flawless workout routine, similar to what you think you look like.

Not long into the performance you hopefully realized you don't look this graceful, nor could you ever.

3. Alicia Keys brought to light that it was the 53rd anniversary of Dr. Martin Luther king Jr.'s "I Have A Dream" speech.

We all forgot about her "No Make-up Movement" as soon as that a cappella began.

4. Kanye walking out to "Famous" and immediately knowing somewhere in the world Taylor Swift did NOT want to be a part of that narrative.

Also immediately not caring about anything Taylor Swift has to say about this because Kanye said, once again, he called!

5. When Kanye threw music video shade one more time by saying, "I can't be mad, I'm always wishing for Beyonce to win."

Beyonce won fair and square this time, so it's ok.

6. Nick Jonas opened his performance with "Bacon" in a diner with actual bacon.

I think everyone is now planning their trip to the "Tick Tock" diner in NYC very soon, especially after that star-studded performance.

7. Beyonce flawlessly performing "Lemonade" and then dedicating it to her daughter and Jay-Z.

Power moves only at this years' Video Music Awards. She's a breathtaking story teller.

8. When shade was thrown yet again at T-Swift, after Calvin Harris' Best Male VMA win for "This Is What You Came For".

She's regretting writing a song with an ex-boyfriend rather than about one! No attribution to Taylor on this project!

9. The moment when Britney Spears made her MTV Video Music Awards comeback, but clearly lip-synced it all.

Impressed by how phenomenal she looked, but not how she "sang".

10. Drake showed up 13 minutes before the show ended to present Rihanna, "Someone I've been in love with since I was 22 years old", with the Vanguard Award.

Rihanna's four performances were pretty awesome, but Drake really won everyones' hearts in the last few minutes.