1. We know how to do it better than any of the other Ivies. Declared as the “social” Ivy, we know how to party harder than any other Ivy or any other school, as reported in Playboy.

2. Not one, not two, not three, but four different Starbucks locations are around campus for your daily caffeine needs.

3. Two Wa-Was are within walking distance for your drunken stupor late night snacking needs.

4. Do you think any other schools have the pleasure of Joey the cashier swiping your debit card late at night asking how the party was? I don’t think so.

5. Hill Brunch. There’s actually no explanation needed for this.

7. We throw toast at football games. No one knows why this happens besides “tradition,” but accidentally hitting cheerleaders with toast is pretty fun.
8. We have odd works of art around campus that sometimes make you feel uncomfortable, but it wouldn’t be Penn without them, aka the Tampons.

9. Philadelphia includes Philly cheesesteaks and the Phillies and sometimes the Eagles. Perfect matches.
10. Finally, Penn is home. We fight for the red and blue, and you won’t find more of a community.