With Christmas merely days away, the dreaded "What do you want for Christmas?" question is now more prominent than ever. It's a hard question to answer, but even more so when you're in college. It seems that most of the things we really want aren't really things you could/would put on a list to Santa. If we could do Christmas our own way, our lists would look a little like this...
1. Money
2. Food (preferably real)
Enough of the frozen pizza, enough of the Ramen, enough of the dining hall, enough. I can almost guarantee any college kid would kill for some home cooked meals and that is no exaggeration.
3. Something to prevent hangovers
4. A normal sleeping schedule
After a whole semester of all-nighters and relying solely on naps and coffee to get you through the day, it’s no wonder staying up until 5, waking up for an 8 a.m. then sleeping until dinner is completely normal.
5. More on-campus parking
Do you know how much of my life I’ve spent (and will never get back) looking for a parking spot? Speaking as someone who knows and understands the pain of having to park off campus and take a shuttle every single day… just, please?
6. A 4.0 GPA
Do these really exist? How many people do you know that have actually seen one? They’ve got to be a myth.