1. "Oh, you go to UCI? Is that like UCLA?"
Do not compare us.
2. When you take your first midterms:
It's only week three why?!
3. When the Hummus Guy is on campus
"Hummus guy, come and try, you don't have to buy!"
4. When middle schoolers clog up Starbucks
Why do ya'll only get frappucinos??
5. When you hear a first year say they're going to stick out bio
You'll learn soon, young one.
6. When the Hands for Africa people tell you they have a "quick question" for you
*averts gaze*
7. When your friends back home talk about football games at their university
We have a really good basketball team...
8. When your class is in MSTB
Aaaaand it's a required class.
9. When you can walk around at 2 a.m. and be totally fine
You probably left your door unlocked, too.
10. When you know you chose the best school ever
We love you, UCI.