Dear As*hole,

I have spent the last however many months listening to my best friend go on and on about you. I have heard every sweet gesture, every romantic gift, you get the picture. Months and months of you continuing to outshine her past relationships. I was rooting for you, hopeful that perhaps my best friend had found one of the good guys. However, today I found out something different. You cheated. You took a turn for the worse; every girl's worst nightmare. I would not wish a cheating boyfriend on my worst enemy, no less upon the girl who has gotten me through everything. You, jerk, have made a grave mistake.

You felt the relationship strain, and instead of talking to my best friend (your girlfriend) or ending the relationship, you hopped on the first giggly girl who looked at you twice. I don't care if you were drunk, if it meant nothing, I don't care if she was Angelina Jolie. There is no, "but she came onto me!" No room for the, "I didn't know what I was doing!". There are no two ways about it. To quote the infamous Rachel Green, "Where were you trying to put it, her purse?!" You cheated, and now there must be consequences.

You made a decision to shatter another person, to potentially scar them for life. What if she can never trust another boy again? What if my best friend in the whole world suddenly becomes a dark, jaded shell of a person? She is a strong, charismatic, beautiful girl and you took that and just threw it aside for a "good time". You are the worst type of person - you made a promise in entering an exclusive relationship, to be faithful and to uphold your side of things, and you didn't. I know my best friend is going to be a better person now that she is far away from the likes of you; I'm just glad you decided to show your true colors before this relationship progressed any further. I'm proud she dumped you on the curb. I just hope you're comfortable there.

I will make it my mission for every girl on our campus to fully understand just what a bottom feeder you truly are. There won't be a girl you can date who will not know about your blatant disregard for another person's feelings and the relationship you built with them. Once a liar, always a liar; every soul within 100 miles will feel the need to double check every little thing you say. I'm sorry you thought you could get away with this and come out of it unscathed. You thought you would only be hurting my friend, didn't you? Were you not even smart enough to consider the long term effects on yourself? Please, you thought the break up was bad- wait until you see what I have in store for you. I may not have Mafia ties (or maybe I do.) If I did, this would be where you go into hiding.

Sincerely,

Her Best Friend