Going Out As Told By 'Gossip Girl'
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Going Out As Told By 'Gossip Girl'

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Going Out As Told By 'Gossip Girl'

During your four years as a college student -- or five, or six -- you're bound to have a multitude of nights where you go out drinking with your friends. Sometimes these nights can get out of hand; there can be some wonderful nights, there can be some terrible nights. Either way, "Gossip Girl" is here to tell you what it's like to go out with your friends in college.

That moment you and your friends decide to go out


But someone you don't like invites themselves


When you're trying to head out but your friends just keep talking

It's almost midnight. Can we go?


When you finally show up to the bar

Looking amazing, of course.


You're having fun, until some guy hits on you with a creepy pick-up line...

I mean, did he really think that would work?


and he keeps trying so you just walk away like:


Then you run into the person you hate


But then your favorite song comes on and all is good again


When you look over and some girl is hitting on the guy you like


But you don't want your crazy to show, so you sit there like:



When someone compliments you


I. Feel. Fabulous.


When your friends tell you to slow down on your drinks but you don't want to


Then your friend orders you a water.


Who do you think you are?


You start to say something stupid, but then your friend stops you like

Because let's face it... You're drunk.


Then people start to ask you if you're OK


But they keep asking


So they leave you alone, but then you go overboard


Then they take you home and try to put you in bed


But you eventually give in and fall asleep


Until next time...

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