The time for school is here and now, and quite frankly I’m just not ready for that commitment. Although packing is actually the most frustrating thing in the world, it has to be done, and this list is the reality of my packing experiences.

1. Create a mindset that you’ll get everything done in 2 hours tops.
2. Turn on your fave Netflix show for some background noise.
3. Make some cookies to snack on while watching.
4. Open your suitcase.
5. Click next episode.
6. Throw in a pair of shoes to the suitcase.
7. Decide you need a drink break... (Wine preferably)
8. Throw every t-shirt you own into one suitcase, cause that’s the designated suitcase for your prize possessions.
9. Take a drink while singing the opening song of “Orange is the New Black.”
10. 10. Close the suitcase.
11. 11. Give yourself a reward, like another glass of wine.
12. 12. Call your best friend to come help you pack.
13. 13. Make more cookies, brownies, also margaritas.
14. 14. Realize your friend didn’t actually come for help, but for the alcohol.
15. 15. Shove your pillow pet, sweat pants, and shot glasses in the suitcase and boom.
16. 16. Lastly, get in the mindset that you’re actually not going to get anything done.