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10 Types Of Girls You See On 'The Bachelor'

The crazy, the drunk, and the lovable all in one post.

Amy Grandidier

Jan 13, 2016

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10 Types Of Girls You See On 'The Bachelor'

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The time has come again to enjoy the amazing show that is known as "The Bachelor." Around 25 women step out of a limo, greet a handsome man awkwardly or brilliantly, and then hopefully find love. If not, they become a source of entertainment for those at home (including me). As different as every girl really is every season, there are a lot of women who tend to show up every season as well.

1. The Over-the-Top Greeter

OK, maybe there isn't just ONE over the top girl, but, man, are they creative. The limo arrivals are honestly the best part of the entire season. There has been a girl who slapped the bachelor, a girl brought her horse, a girl who brought her grandmother, a girl brought "pills" (which turned out to be Red Hots), a girl who showed up in a wedding dress, and, below, a girl who showed up pregnant (she wasn't really pregnant).

2. The One Who Doesn't Understand What She Signed Up For

Have some of these girls NEVER seen "The Bachelor? before? Whether it's a week in, or it's the last week, there is always going to be a girl crying because she hasn't talked to him yet or the fact that he is kissing other girls. I get that it can be nerve-wracking and stressful, but, really, you knew full well that this show is about a guy picking one girl from 25. You're not going to get all of the time that you want.

3. The One With the Made-Up Job

Another amazing part of this show is seeing what every girl does to make a living. What's even better is that some of the "jobs" are completely made up. Unfortunately, there are multiple girls like this every season. There was the Free Spirit, the Chicken Enthusiast, the Dog Lover (aren't we all), Manscaper (yikes) and Former NBA Dancer. I would love to know how to get paid for any of these...except Manscaper.

4. The One Who Cries ALL THE TIME

Sorry, Britt and Ashley I. There's yet to be one revealed on this season, but I still have hope. This girl can't hold back her tears for anything, and the worst part is that she's crying because her and the bachelor haven't talked, or another girl has said something rude, and all you want to do is hug her. Also, why do these girls still look flawless while sniffling and wiping running mascara off of their faces?

5. The One Who Gets Too Drunk

The first night she's there, then after a lot of drinks, she's gone. She gets too caught up with nerves, maybe, or the constant supply of alcohol these girls seem to have while just hanging around the house, and ends up flopping around until the unlucky bachelor has to take her outside to inform her she's heading home. But hey, she was fun to watch.

6. The One Who Gets Really Inappropriate Really Fast

Let's not forget the lovable Kaitlyn's horribly sexual arrival joke she told Chris Soules on his season. This girl is probably too nervous to think straight and just blurts out sexual innuendos, and as funny as they are, the bachelor never appreciates this form of humor, and it just makes everyone else on the show uncomfortable.

7. The Funny Crazy One

These are the best girls of the season, aside from the one who wins. They are sweet and lovable girls, but sometimes they say something and you're like, wait what just came out of your mouth? The most infamous crazy girl is Ashley S. from Chris Soules' season. Even though Chris sent her home, she's engaged to a different lucky guy!

8. The Actual Crazy One

Good God. These girls stay on the show for drama purposes only, I'm convinced. Somehow, the bachelor is completely oblivious to how crazy these girls are, even though every single other contestant on the show is saying, "Hey, this girl is mean and probably insane." As for this season, we're looking at you, Lace.

9. The One Who Sends Herself Home

Either it's the pressure, or maybe the love just isn't there for this girl, but there's always a rose ceremony interrupted by a girl wanting to go home. The sad bachelor comes back to the rest of the girls competing and says, "I just sent whoever home, and it's really upsetting," then they go on with the ceremony and never address it again. It's for the best.

10. The One Who Doesn't Put Up With It

Andi Dorfman, everybody. She is basically the queen of all of "The Bachelor," because she really let Juan Pablo have it. There needs to be more girls on this show that notice a bull bachelor and call him out on it. There will be multiple gifs for this one, just because I love Andi.

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1. I will wake up (sorta) on time for class.

2. I will look decent for class.

3. I will go to the gym more.

4. I will go to the library and study more.

5. I will meet new people.

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2. Disappointed you let it get this bad

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4. When the Yearning for Sleep Sneaks Up

5. In the words of Lorelai Gilmore "Coffee, Coffee, Coffee"

Oh, so done.

You need sleep, but also have 13 things due in the span of 4 days.

1. When it's December 1 and you have seven things due, three exams, and haven't slept in three days.

2. So you stress.

3. And cry.

4. Then call your mom to cry some more.

5. After the pep talk, you feel determined to get everything done.

6. But, now you're tired.

7. And really hungry.

8. Suddenly, it's 2 a.m. and you have only written three sentences and your paper is due in the morning.

9. You've made it to Friday... somehow.

10. Then Sunday hits and you find yourself back at the Lib.

11. So you cry some more.

12. But, you fight through the tears to get everything done because you're determined.

13. In the end, you feel on top of the world because you made it through the last week of class alive.

14. But, now it's finals week so good luck.

The ultimate list and gif guide to a college student's brain during finals.

What does the world outside the library look like?

Can I read this entire book tonight?

I should have gone to class more often.

Did the professor even teach this?

What is the lowest grade I can get on this exam and still pass the class?

Should I just drop out of school now?

Finals are ruining Christmas.

Just wrote three sentences so time for a break.

Need. More. Coffee.

What is sleep?

I'm too stupid for college.

Brain hurts.

Time for a Facebook Break.

I think I'm dying.

When will I ever need this information in the real world?

I can't read any of my notes.

I need my mom.

When was the last time I showered?

I need study snacks.

The struggle is so real right now.

"I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and whoever else invented copy and paste. Thank you."

1. I'm so tired. I need a nap. Maybe I can sleep with my eyes open in class? Or pretend I'm not napping?

2. We have a test today? Why didn't anyone tell me? Did I know this?!

3. Can I quit school yet? It's only October, and I need a vacation.

4. The struggle is so real.

5. I'm so broke. SOS.

6. Stressed? Eat everything you own in your pantry and stuff your face with all your feelings.

7. "Did we have anything due in class today? Homework? Quiz? Test?" "Not that I know of..."

8. I need food. Where is the closest place to get food? I need it stat.

9. This is the longest day of my life. I need a drink, or two, or three.

10. Sleep? What is sleep? What a foreign concept.

11. When someone suggests going and studying in the library, let alone studying in general.

12. When the cafeteria or student center is packed and you can't find a seat anywhere so you literally have to sit in an abandoned corner.

13. When you see someone you used to hook up with. They see you, and approach you; so you have to pretend like everything is normal.

14. When you get your exam and realize you didn't study as much as you should have.

15. When you crush it on an exam or paper that you totally bullshitted.

16. I need a grande, extra strong coffee to get me through today.

17. When the professor announces you have a project due the following week with no instruction on what it's on and how to do it.

18. Is it Friday yet? Where's the weekend when you need it most?

19. It's freezing in here. I feel like I'm sitting in an igloo. I should have brought a jacket or worn long pants.

20. Did I remember my book? Damn, I forgot the book, and of course I need it for that quiz in class.

21. I would pay a million dollars to not go to class today; or actually never again.

22. I need a hoverboard to ride to class. Maybe then I wouldn't be running 15 minutes late to class every day.

23. Oh she/he's cute! I wonder if they're single. Who are they texting? They're BF/GF? I wonder if they think I'm cute. Could they be a potential new bae?

24. Why is there never any parking? I pay thousands of dollars a year for one parking spot to be open.

25. When it feels like you've been in class for an hour and you look at your phone and it has only been five minutes (I'm crying on the inside).

26. When the professor asks if there are any more questions at the end of class and someone raises their hand.

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