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11 Thoughts you have when you go to the Cheesecake Factory

Everyone loves the Cheesecake Factory.

David Villalobos

Feb 01, 2016

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11 Thoughts you have when you go to the Cheesecake Factory

Cheesecake Factory has an infinite amount of not only cheesecake types, but regular food as well. Every time I go there, it seems like the menu is getting bigger and bigger. Here are 11 common thoughts you might have when you eat at Cheesecake Factory.

1. When you think you see the Eye of Sauron, but it's just the Cheesecake Factory decor.

2. Should I get a new flavor of cheesecake? Or just stick with my original?

3. Why do I feel so overwhelmed by the various amount of cheesecakes?

4. Is this a menu or a novel?

5. Will I be ostracized if I get a dessert other than cheesecake?

6. How long will it take to burn off this cheesecake?

7. How come there is always a waiting time for just 2 people?

8. Why is the bread so addictive here?

9. I can bring all this bread home if I just save my entree and I'll never have to eat anything ever again.

10. Why do I order the factory nachos every time? Why is it so addictive?

11. I promise I won't come back again for a while (more like see you soon again Cheesecake Factory).

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11 Thoughts you have when you go to the Cheesecake Factory

Everyone loves the Cheesecake Factory.

1. When you think you see the Eye of Sauron, but it's just the Cheesecake Factory decor.

2. Should I get a new flavor of cheesecake? Or just stick with my original?

3. Why do I feel so overwhelmed by the various amount of cheesecakes?

4. Is this a menu or a novel?

5. Will I be ostracized if I get a dessert other than cheesecake?

6. How long will it take to burn off this cheesecake?

7. How come there is always a waiting time for just 2 people?

8. Why is the bread so addictive here?

9. I can bring all this bread home if I just save my entree and I'll never have to eat anything ever again.

10. Why do I order the factory nachos every time? Why is it so addictive?

11. I promise I won't come back again for a while (more like see you soon again Cheesecake Factory).

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