For all of those who have somehow made it through the past 12 seasons of "Grey's Anatomy" alive, here are some thoughts we have all experienced.
1. *Mentally preparing myself for my day to be ruined after whatever traumatic accident occurs in this episode*
2. Seriously though, how many tragic events can happen to a group of people in their lifetime?
3. OMG, shoot, there's a trauma.
4. Page cardio. Someone page cardio!
5. He needs a chest tube. Someone put in a chest tube!
6. Crap, it’s the carotid. Again. I knew it.
7. Maybe I should switch to pre-med?
8. I could probably perform a surgery…
9. It looks pretty stressful, but who wouldn't want to work with all these hot docs?
10. Sign me up.
11. Oh no, he’s crashing. Oh no, not another death, please not another death.
12. Seriously, intern, are you that stupid?
13. I wonder what my specialty would be if I were a doctor.
14. Probably neuro 'cause #McDreamy.
15. Why aren't any of my doctors this hot?
16. Do all doctors date each other?
17. Actually, do all doctors date their patients? Is that normal?
18. For better or worse, Jackson. I can’t handle another breakup.
19. But for the record, I could totally treat you way better than April.
20. Please, Shonda, no, not another car accident/train accident/plane crash/drowning/fire/shooting… can’t you just let them live in peace?
21. This show should be called "Last Doctor Standing," am I right or am I right?
22. Do all doctors make out in elevators?
23. Is that a thing? Is that how real love is found? I should try that out.
24. Since apparently anything can happen on this show, can Derek be resurrected?
25. No no, Meredith, you can’t just leave me hanging like that. Ugh now I have to spend another hour of my life watching another episode.
26. I think I’m going to go change my major after this next episode. It’s a beautiful day to save lives, people.
