You’ve totally perfected the whole every other weekend thing, but the holidays are a completely different ballgame.

1. Holiday planning basically begins at the end of August for you.
2. Because you’ll never fit everyone in if you don’t start, like, now.
3. And every year the schedule changes…
4. Which means you and the Grinch are tight by this point.
5. Every time someone even mentions holiday planning you immediately feel hot,
6. And uncomfortable
7. Because how will all of the things you have to do ever get done?
8. So much driving and flying…
9. You’re probably going to catch a cold with all of this travel…
10. But that’s okay.
11. Your present piles would make even the smallest Kardashian-West envious,
12. Because what other emotion are they capable of experiencing?
13. And getting the presents into the car?
14. Well…
15. If college doesn’t work out, you could definitely be the manager of the clown car routine.
16. Your go-to holiday movie is “Four Christmases.”
17. Every.
18. Year.
19. And the FOOD.
20. The food is to die for.
21. Breakfast, two lunches, and, like, four dinners?
22. Sign me up!
23. But you suffer from not being able to drink…
24. Even just a little because you have to drive
25. …to grandma’s house.
26. But all four of your uncles clearly do not care,
27. Because YOLO.
28. And you always tell yourself ‘next year I will take a vacation.’
29. On the beach...
30. With a corona...
31. And a little waiter named Chives.
32. But, that never happens.
33. And you’re forced to spend every holiday for the rest of your life with all four of your parents,
34. Which, kind of, in some weird way, still makes you really happy.