Name: John Haslett
Fraternity: Sigma Nu
Year: Senior
Hometown: Raleigh, NC
Major: Geological Engineering
1. What is an interesting quality about yourself?
I have a pilot and scuba certification.
2. What was your first concert?
Hanson, circa 1997 with my sister.
3. What is your ideal date?
Oysters on the half shell at Snack Bar with any crazy blonde girl. Always top notch.
4. If you had one million dollars, how would you spend it?
Shots at the Round Table.
5. What would your spirit animal be?
A German Shepard.
6.
What are your nicknames and how did you get them?
Hazmat, Juan, or Fat
Hänz. Juan and Hazmat because I destroy things when I drink tequila and
fat Hänz because Andy Reichel.
7. If you could date a celebrity, who would it be and why?
Katy Perry after that Funky's bar dive.
8. What would the title of your memoir be?
"A beer half killed, Part one." It's a trilogy.
9.
What is the greatest tweet you've ever tweeted?
A picture I got of a
beer thrown by Jacob Steward at Woodstock heading for me at 30 mph about
1.5 seconds before impact.
10. Biggest turn-off?
Stage 5 Clingers.
11. What is the best thing about Oxford, MS?
The people. And the Round Table of course.
12. How do you feel about being chosen as the Bachelor of the Week?
I think it's pretty rad. No such thing as bad publicity.
13. Is there anything else you want people to know about you?
It's not about what you know, it's about what you can prove.
