We all remember the show "Sabrina the Teenage Witch," or at least most of us do. Sure, Sabrina was quirky and funny and, growing up, she was my favorite character on the show. Her aunts provided an endless supply of wit, and Sabrina's friends were always fun to watch as well. None of them compared to Salem the cat, though. As a kid, I didn't really relate to him that much, but now that I'm older, it's very clear that Salem is the epitome of the typical college student.

1. He understands the importance of getting your food as quickly as possible.

2. And he knows that sometimes it's hard to feel sorry for people.

3. Salem knows that food heals the soul...

4. Even when there's not necessarily anything wrong.

5. He understands the identity crisis you go through when searching for the right career...

6. And the identity crisis you go through when deciding what outfit to wear for any given occasion.

7. Salem understands how frustrating it is to be the one waiting on a response from a professor who takes their sweet time emailing you back.

8. And he can relate to the feeling you get when you're so tired of school and classes that you just don't want to deal with them anymore.

9. He knows that sometimes things get to be a bit too much to handle.

10. And he also knows the feeling of utter joy you get when your refund check comes in.

11. He knows that family members will sometimes question your choices.

12. And that they won't always understand the things you do.

13. Salem knows how you feel when roommates or hallmates are getting too loud.

14. And he knows that college kids like their sweets.

15. But at the end of the day, Salem knows that all we want is to be accepted.