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17 Signs You're Addicted To Coffee

Death before decaf.

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It seems now that everyone is always on the go and there is never any time for sleep. Deadlines are constantly having to be made and you always need to be one step ahead at school or work to stand out. All that is why coffee is your best friend and you never plan on letting it go.

1. Coffee is the first thing you think about when you wake up.

You just feel like nothing matters in life until you have that glorious sip of coffee.

2. People know to stay away until you've had at least one cup.

You might be just a tad irrational till then.

3. Your order is sacred to you.

"House roast with three creams and three sugars, please."

4. You have no patience for the little girls ordering some sort of "secret" drink.

If this is you, just know, coffee addicts can't stand you.

5. Your regular order is perfect hot or iced.

You have to have your fix in the summer too.

6. Nothing makes you feel more invincible than coffee.

You could be the president if you had just the right amount.

7. If you can't have that morning cup you might as well not leave the house.

Just call in. You will practically be an addict going through withdrawals.

8. Coffee is fundamental to your existence.

You actually NEED it.

9. Your soul mate is the person who knows your order as if its their own.

If they know this, never let them go.

10. You will gladly accept coffee in any form.

Coffee popsicles? Yes, please.

11. You get a little annoyed when asked how many cups you've had that day.

Not enough.

12. And you are sick of the constant lectures of how that much caffeine is bad for you.

"I said it was good, not good for me."

13. Decaf is for the weak.

It's an abomination.

14. Your yawns are just screams for coffee.

You yawned? You need another cup.

15. You will drop some serious cash for your coffee addiction.

'Cause let's face it...you need it.

16. Spilling your coffee will ruin your day.

It's a tragic loss.

17. Coffee has always been there for you and you plan on never letting it go.

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