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The 24 Stages Of Conquering A Midterm You've Procrastinated As Told By SpongeBob

It happens to all of us. Even the Sandy Cheeks of the world.

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The 24 Stages Of Conquering A Midterm You've Procrastinated As Told By SpongeBob

1. You think you have weeks until the exam, but it sneaks up on you.

2. You start to panic.

3. You truly realize how little you know.

4. You panic even more.

5. You start cramming knowledge into your brain.

6. After hours of getting nearly nowhere, you start to go insane.

7. You give up and go home to cry a lot.

8. You try to go to bed, but you feel guilty and horrified about how little you know.

9. You try to cram even more than you already did, even though you know its pointless.

10. Your alarm goes off and you can barely function after the two minutes of sleep you got.

11. You realize how pathetic and useless you are.

12. You have a mental breakdown before you walk into the test room.

13. Everyone is equally as nervous as you are. The chaos and general state of panic calms you in a way.

14. You have a brief moment of false confidence before you open the exam. You've got this, right?!

15. You read the first question.

16. Panic.

17. Someone turns his or her exam in before you've flipped the first page.

18. There's a few minutes left, so you bubble in random answers for the ones you haven't answered. There's no hope at this point.

19. Your friends are eager to hear how it went, because they have way more confidence in you than you do.

20. They comfort your pathetic, weeping self.

21. Your parents yell at you because you need to get your grades up (and your general life together.)

22. You beat yourself up about how much you suck as a person.

23. Someone in your class aced it, and he or she rubs it in your face.

24. You say "screw it" and ignore how much of a mess your grades, GPA, life, and future are.

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