"Ugh, you are always so tan. I need to go tanning. I am so pale."
"I need to meet new people!"
"It's New Year's. We're supposed to get wild."
"You know that quote from Sex And The City? The one about girlfriends being your soulmates?"
"I miss school."
"Just kidding. I don't miss school. I can't wait to graduate."
"I'm just not trying to get that drunk tonight, you know? I don't need to."
"I love my"
"Someone stop me from drunk texting."
"I can text who I want, dammit."
"I'll just Snapchat a cute selfie."
"Whatever. I think I look good, and that's what matters. Doin' it for me."
"Giving my 10 year old cousins life advice is very stressful. Like, how am I supposed to tell them what to do? My life is in shambles!"
"Literally, no one has liked my Insta. I haven't hit 11 likes and it's been 45 minutes."
"Goodnight world. Sleep tight."