OK, I will just say it. My name is Melissa Curtis and I'm a hopeless romantic and it sucks...all the time. There are other girls and guys out there that know what I'm talking about. You might help your best friend get over the girl who cheated on him or you might be a wing-woman for your girl best friend when you two go out to the bars.
1. Friends come to you for relationship advice and ask how come you give such good advice yet never have been in a relationship.
It's a real mystery.
2. You are far too emotionally invested in the love lives of fictional characters.
You're borderline delusional and you couldn't care less.
3. Immediately locking eyes with an attractive person, you start overflowing with infatuation.
Must. Not. Drool.
4. Then you start to picture how cute you two would be together.
5. Your Spotify is filled with playlists of romantic songs, love songs and possible wedding songs.
6. You daydream of all the cute coupley things you'll do with your S.O. one day.
7. You *live* for cute, old couples.
8. Hearing proposal stories and seeing wedding photos warms your heart.
9. See someone attractive? Find out their name and immediately start stalking their social media posts.
10. You spend so much time in your head that you don't know how to interact with a crush.
"So, you like cheese?" Dear God, please let the ground open up and just swallow me whole.
11. You just sort of forget about like it will be like *actually* dating someone.
*panic attack*