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An Open Letter To My New Roommates

Just a few things you all should know!

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An Open Letter To My New Roommates

My Dearest Roomies,

I’m not a morning person.


We’ve gotten to know each other pretty well, I’d like to think, so you know I love each one of you. But I will not like you in the morning; that is until I’ve had coffee. Don’t take my grunts or lack of "Good mornings" personally; I do it to my parents too (sorry, Mom and Dad). I’ve tried to become a morning person but nothing works, so sorry, girls, you’re stuck with me. I’ll make it up to you by making you all breakfast if I have to.

I’m a terrible cook.


I’m going to apologize in advance for my cooking. Whether it’s actual food, something in the microwave, or baking, it’s no good. The only thing I can really make is scrambled eggs. I’ll try though if you guys really want me to, I’ll help but you’re going to have to walk me through it, step by step like a child. But hey, if you cook, I’ll clean. I’m pretty good at that. And yes, I have burned microwave popcorn so please don’t ask me to make that either.

I blast music on occasion.

I love playing music loudly. The genre’s range from country to rap to pop to alternative (usually throwbacks), to Disney and sometimes I throw in some EDM. Be prepared to come home from class or work and hear my music. Also feel free to join in on the mini dance party witch will probably be happening along with the music. It’s quite cathartic! The more, the merrier!!

You’ll see me cry.

If you haven’t already seen my cry, here’s your warning. It’s usually from the stress of midterm week or finals week. I have at least one meltdown per semester, sometimes two. Just make sure you know where that emergency chocolate is and we’ll be good. You could even join me if you wanted to! Just know that I’m an ugly crier.

I'll hide emergency chocolate in the freezer.


Yes, I do this. I do this at home and I’ve done it with both of my former roommates. The chocolate is usually hidden in the freezer. Don’t steal it. It’s an important piece of chocolate. It helps relieve my stress. If I start to cry, make sure you grab that -- it acts almost like a binky. I’ll even keep something hidden for each one of you if you want me to and it will keep you from stealing mine!

If you want to borrow something, just ask.


When I think of girls living together I think of living with my close friends and gaining clothes, shoes, accessories, makeup -- the list goes on. I’m more than willing to share most of my stuff. Nine times out of 10 the answer will be yes. Just please make sure you ask, that’s my only thing. I know you will respect me and my things, so please just ask so I'm aware!

I watch "Rent" once a semester.

To be completely honest with you, the real reason I ever signed up for my Netflix account is because I was having "Rent"withdrawal. I watch the movie once a semester -- usually when I’m looking to de-stress. You’re more than welcome to join me, but I will sing, laugh and cry, and you cannot judge me.


At the end of the day, through all my oddities, I will be there for you guys at 4 a.m. if you need me. I’ll just be a door knock away!

With Love,

Dani Boy

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