At first you're lost, there's just so many toppings and sizes to chose from! It is normal to feel overwhelmed or nervous about deciphering what exact pizza you want to order.
You finally settle on the pizza that you can’t help but still crave: the original, the heartbreaker, you cannot stop thinking about it. Pepperoni, perhaps. After making what seems to be the hardest decision in your life, you then question yourself. Should I really commit to this pizza? Am I going to regret this? Do I want garlic sticks instead? Am I ready to devote my body and soul to these 1500 calories? The answer is yes.
Ordering that pizza is the best decision you will make all year. Ordering that pizza might cost you some pocket change, but damn is it worth the satisfaction you will gain from it. You excitingly call in ready to commit. Best-case scenario, THEY ANSWER. They respond with a, "we are so happy to serve you”. Immediately, you realize how lucky you are to have found a committed pizzeria that will still help you out at 2:57 a.m.
Maybe they don’t answer. Maybe they are closed. Inevitably, you feel a little sadness, possibly a single slow falling tear running down your cheek. Until you realize that the pizzeria that’s actually closer to your dorm is still open. You call, body slightly shaking, mind racing; they answer. You nearly scream and cry all at once because you realize just how important this pizza is to you. You request your order, and patiently wait for them to confirm. They reply claiming you will receive a call soon. You wait, and wait, counting the seconds, lying on the floor staring at your dated ceiling panels. Genuine happiness fills your heart when the deliveryman calls to inform you that your pizza has arrived, you made it sis.
You run downstairs (tears might flow, that’s ok) and you stand there next to a complete stranger, telling them you love them and you actually might mean it. Turns out, that pizza that you ordered, the pizza you were nervous and shaky about ordering, ends up being the perfect pizza for you. The most fantastic, cheesy, wipe-your-hands-on-your-boxers-and-not-care kind of good. You realize that taking that leap of faith and ordering that forsaken pie was the greatest thing you have done in your 19 yeas of existence. So order that damn pizza, and enjoy every last bite.