36 Questions You and Your Roommate Have Asked Each Other This Year | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Student Life

36 Questions You and Your Roommate Have Asked Each Other This Year

In honor of the quickly approaching move out.

Sydney Benson
May 04, 2015
University of Minnesota Twin Cities
1035
36 Questions You and Your Roommate Have Asked Each Other This Year
Fox

If you've ever had a roommate in college, you know that there are certain questions you only ask one another. In honor of the quickly approaching move out, here are three dozen questions you probably swapped with your roomie over the last school year.

1. Are you in the room?

2. Can you let me in? I lost my wallet... and my keys... and my purse.

3. Do you mind if I call my mom?

4. Do I have raccoon eyes?

5. Does this look slutty?

6. Hey, want to hand me my headphones? They're sitting on my desk. I just got into bed and I'd really prefer to not move.

7. Are we out of Easy Mac?

8. Is your WiFi being weird too?

9. Wanna cuddle?

10. Will you walk to Starbucks with me?

11. *Roommate walks into room with package from relative* Is it Christmas?

12. Would you un-roommate me if I wanted to watch the latest episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians? Hypothetically speaking, of course.

13. Can I raid your closet? I literally hate everything in mine right now.

14. Have you eaten yet?

15. *Roommate answers yes* Okay, so what am I supposed to do for dinner then?

16. Can you teach me how to do laundry?

17. Can I wear that shirt with the really cool back?

18. Have you seen my bracelet anywhere?

19. Hey, did that one chick come up to you today and ask you to join a weekly Bible study?

20. Have you left the bed once today?

21. What do you think our neighbors think of us/do we care?

22. How much money do you think I've invested in Pop-Tarts this year?

23. Will you promise to personally stab me if another fire alarm goes off?

24. Do you need anything at Target/want to go to Target with me?

25. When do you think the last time we vacuumed was?

26. Are you using your iPhone charger? I left mine at ______.

27. Is it bad that I haven't done laundry in a week and a half?

28. WHY DOES THAT ONE LIGHT KEEP FLICKERING?

29. WHY DO OUR NEIGHBORS SUCK?

30. Will you judge me if I watch Cheetah Girls on Netflix?

31. *Looks at meat in dining hall* What do you think that is?

32. If I make popcorn will you eat half of it?

33. All of my friends are lame and aren't going out tonight... what are you doing?

34. What do you think our RA does for fun?

35. Please tell me you have dry shampoo?

36. You're going to miss me next year, right? Right? RIGHT? Why aren't you answering the question?

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Featured

AI music threatens creativity

The Soul of Sound: How AI Challenges Human Expression in Music

227130
Humans and robots face off in a rock band battle with guitars and drums, under dynamic lighting.
StableDiffusion

In an age where artificial intelligence can mimic the voice of Freddie Mercury or reimagine pop hits as synthwave ballads, a new frontier has emerged — one that blurs the line between innovation and erosion. While AI offers undeniable benefits in technical domains, its intrusion into creative arts, especially music, raises urgent questions. Not just about copyright, but about culture, education, and the very soul of artistic expression.


Keep Reading...Show less
ai generated music
Entertainment

Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

These powerful lyrics remind us how much good is inside each of us and that sometimes we are too blinded by our imperfections to see the other side of the coin, to see all of that good.

Miami University
556446
Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

The song was sent to me late in the middle of the night. I was still awake enough to plug in my headphones and listen to it immediately. I always did this when my best friend sent me songs, never wasting a moment. She had sent a message with this one too, telling me it reminded her so much of both of us and what we have each been through in the past couple of months.

Keep Reading...Show less
music
Entertainment

Why Your Astrological Sign May Not Match Your Personality

We are all more than just one sign.

SUNY Plattsburgh
469297
Zodiac wheel with signs and symbols surrounding a central sun against a starry sky.

What's your sign? It's one of the first questions some of us are asked when approached by someone in a bar, at a party or even when having lunch with some of our friends. Astrology, for centuries, has been one of the largest phenomenons out there. There's a reason why many magazines and newspapers have a horoscope page, and there's also a reason why almost every bookstore or library has a section dedicated completely to astrology. Many of us could just be curious about why some of us act differently than others and whom we will get along with best, and others may just want to see if their sign does, in fact, match their personality.

Keep Reading...Show less
astrology
Entertainment

20 Song Lyrics To Put A Spring Into Your Instagram Captions

"On an island in the sun, We'll be playing and having fun"

UNC Greensboro
442142
Person in front of neon musical instruments; glowing red and white lights.
Photo by Spencer Imbrock on Unsplash

Whenever I post a picture to Instagram, it takes me so long to come up with a caption. I want to be funny, clever, cute and direct all at the same time. It can be frustrating! So I just look for some online. I really like to find a song lyric that goes with my picture, I just feel like it gives the picture a certain vibe.

Here's a list of song lyrics that can go with any picture you want to post!

Keep Reading...Show less
spring
Relationships

The Importance Of Being A Good Person

An open letter to the good-hearted people.

Sacred Heart University
704216
Chalk drawing of scales weighing "good" and "bad" on a blackboard.
WP content

Being a good person does not depend on your religion or status in life, your race or skin color, political views or culture. It depends on how good you treat others.

We are all born to do something great. Whether that be to grow up and become a doctor and save the lives of thousands of people, run a marathon, win the Noble Peace Prize, or be the greatest mother or father for your own future children one day. Regardless, we are all born with a purpose. But in between birth and death lies a path that life paves for us; a path that we must fill with something that gives our lives meaning.

Keep Reading...Show less
good person

Trending Topics

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments