1. When should we start pregaming?
2. I’ll just start pregaming as I get ready to go.
3. Guys, someone please split the uber with me.
4. Helloooo, we have arrived!
5. Wow, its 90% girls here. Again.
6. *From the male perspective* Wow… its 90% girls here...
7. Are all of these people freshman?
8. I need to get a drink. ASAP.
9. I hope they don’t turn the lights on, I'm too sweaty right now.
10. No, no, no, please don't press your sweaty body against my back!
11. Let's go walk by that cutie over there and see if we make eye contact.
12. Okay, let's just walk by one more time to be sure they're not my love at first (or second) sight.
13. It's time for me to elbow my way through the line to the bar again.
14. Let me remind my friends that their snap stories aren't up to date. Guys, make sure the red solo cups are obviously in the picture.
15. Ugh I have to pee, but the line for the bathroom is way, way, way too long.
16. How did I end up being the only one dancing and singing? Oh well, I don’t mind.
17. Okay, I’m getting hungry. Time to round up the crew into this Uber that’s approximately 2 minutes away.
18. Ugh, why is there always that one friend who's drunk and doesn't want to go home when you tell them that its time to go.
19. Lets order a pizza, guys. Mhhhmmm, pizza is the way to go.
I'm never going out again.