Unless you've been living under a rock since 1975, or maybe hate happiness, everyone knows "Saturday Night Live" provides us with the absolute best pieces of comedy in the history of the universe. It's gifted us with classics like Steve Martin, Eddie Murphy, Amy Poehler, and Tina Fey, and we are so incredibly grateful. So what happens when Lorne Michaels, preserver of life and God of entertainment, unites two of the world's greatest blessings, "Saturday Night Live" and Christmas, together in harmony? Joy. Pure joy.
Here are the eight "Saturday Night Live" Christmas-themed sketches you need to see (in order of my favorites). Thank you, Lorne. Thank you.
1. The Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started a Conversation With at a Party
Shoutout to my girl Cecily (who I saw perform at Second City in Chicago during her pre-"SNL" days) for the endless quotes. Like ships that are bipartisan? Learn a book!
2. The Lawrence Welk Show
The classic Kristen Wiig sketch is even better with James Franco and Christmas dresses.
3. Stefon on Christmas
Stefon is another classic in my book. And Bill Hader breaking character gets better and better every time it happens.
4. Drunk Uncle
He's got it all! Bobby Moynihan is making America grapes.
5. I Wish It Was Christmas Today
Should we talk about Jimmy's hair? Unreal.
6. Schweddy Balls
I'm sorry, but if you haven't seen this, I have nothing to say to you.
7. Christmas Album
Okay, maybe I'm a little obsessed with Jimmy Fallon, but he is so funny as Harry Styles. And I'm still laughing at Alan Rickman.
8. Bring It On Down To Wrappinville
Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake could be silently sitting on their phones, and I would laugh. They're geniuses. This is a classic. You know it, and I know it.