Syllabus week is the only time during the semester when you have 15 minute classes and get to go out every night and not regret it. After a break that seems like it lasted forever, you and your friends are ready to reconnect with everyone and actually have a social life. Many will agree that the seven days of syllabus week can actually be connected to the seven deadly sins. Let's analyze this.
Day 1: Gluttony
It's the first night you and your friends are back at school, and you are ready to consume as much alcohol as you can handle—or I should say, as much as you think you can handle. Take it easy, especially considering you have six more nights to do the same thing.
Day 2: Wrath
You overdid yourself last night and have an intense hangover. You are extremely angry at yourself because you know you have the entire week ahead of you. Fluids and naps will get you through it!
Day 3: Lust
It's 2:30 a.m. and you can't stop thinking about being with him. His buns are so soft and you can't wait to squeeze them. He's so juicy and tastes just right at any time of the day. He can be found at your local deli and is often known as a bacon, egg, and cheese. (BEC > guys)
Day 4: Sloth
It's the middle of the week, and you have hit a wall. You find yourself in bed unable to get up because you are so drained. You attempt to go to the gym and find yourself sweating alcohol. Take a nap and get ready for the next three nights ahead.
Day 5: Greed
You find yourself scrolling through Instagram and seeing that everybody's outfits have truly been on point. You look in your closet and realize you have nothing to wear for the next two nights. You immediately text your friends begging to borrow one of their outfits because you obviously need to look good for the rest of the week.
Day 6: Pride
You have made it through syllabus week without dying, and you are so proud of yourself. You have one more night, and you are ready to celebrate this amazing achievement.
Day 7: Envy
Syllabus week is sadly over at your school, and you are extremely jealous of the kids who are now starting their syllabus week. It's time for you to actually start doing work. And let's just say that you are definitely not happy about it.
Even though it may seem like all the fun is gone, the semester has just begun. Be sure to make this a good one—you won't regret it!