If The Presidential Candidates Won Senior Superlatives
Start writing a post
Politics and Activism

If The Presidential Candidates Won Senior Superlatives

Hands in the air if you're #pumped

272
If The Presidential Candidates Won Senior Superlatives
townhall.com

We're just about a year away from the 2016 presidential election, and we already have a good deal of candidates vying for the coveted position. It can get super confusing trying to remember who said this, and who's in hot water for that... so what better way to put names to faces and get a jump on who's who than with a round of superlatives?! While it's still too early to award "Most Likely to be President," there's a handful of other superlatives ready to be handed out to the fine men and women campaigning to run our country.


Best Hair: Donald Trump

Look at that those luscious locks blowing in the breeze!!!

There are two types of people in this world: those who say they want to run a hand through Donald Trump's hair, and liars.


Class stoner: Jeb Bush

What else did you do, Former Governor Kush Bush?! Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each other's awesomeness?


Most likely to be on "American Idol": Martin O'Malley

I'll just leave this here.


Power Couple: Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton

To quote Pete Davidson, look at these f*ckin cuties.


Best Dancer: Jim Webb

Look at those jazz hands and tell me he didn't win this one by a landslide.


Best Dressed: Hillary Clinton

Is this just a subtle reminder to the American people that Hillary is pro-marriage equality? Or a not-so-subtle reminder that no one can pull off the pantsuit like Hillz can? I'll let you decide.


Most Athletic: Chris Christie

I actually have no idea how athletic any of the presidential candidates are, but here's a picture of Chris Christie wearing a baseball uniform giving Sporty Spice a run for her money. Let's all just go with it.


Tardiest: Joe Biden*

He's not just tardy to the party, we actually don't know if he'll show up at all. O.G. Joe B, where you at???

*Note: Joe Biden also takes home "Coolest Car" and "Sickest Shades"

Who knows, maybe some of the candidates will shift their efforts from campaigning for President to campaigning for more superlatives. Regardless, be sure to keep this list in mind when it's time to cast your vote in 2016. I trust you'll do the right thing.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Student Life

Waitlisted for a College Class? Here's What to Do!

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

40674
college students waiting in a long line in the hallway
StableDiffusion

Course registration at college can be a big hassle and is almost never talked about. Classes you want to take fill up before you get a chance to register. You might change your mind about a class you want to take and must struggle to find another class to fit in the same time period. You also have to make sure no classes clash by time. Like I said, it's a big hassle.

This semester, I was waitlisted for two classes. Most people in this situation, especially first years, freak out because they don't know what to do. Here is what you should do when this happens.

Keep Reading...Show less
a man and a woman sitting on the beach in front of the sunset

Whether you met your new love interest online, through mutual friends, or another way entirely, you'll definitely want to know what you're getting into. I mean, really, what's the point in entering a relationship with someone if you don't know whether or not you're compatible on a very basic level?

Consider these 21 questions to ask in the talking stage when getting to know that new guy or girl you just started talking to:

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

Challah vs. Easter Bread: A Delicious Dilemma

Is there really such a difference in Challah bread or Easter Bread?

25261
loaves of challah and easter bread stacked up aside each other, an abundance of food in baskets
StableDiffusion

Ever since I could remember, it was a treat to receive Easter Bread made by my grandmother. We would only have it once a year and the wait was excruciating. Now that my grandmother has gotten older, she has stopped baking a lot of her recipes that require a lot of hand usage--her traditional Italian baking means no machines. So for the past few years, I have missed enjoying my Easter Bread.

Keep Reading...Show less
Adulting

Unlocking Lake People's Secrets: 15 Must-Knows!

There's no other place you'd rather be in the summer.

950873
Group of joyful friends sitting in a boat
Haley Harvey

The people that spend their summers at the lake are a unique group of people.

Whether you grew up going to the lake, have only recently started going, or have only been once or twice, you know it takes a certain kind of person to be a lake person. To the long-time lake people, the lake holds a special place in your heart, no matter how dirty the water may look.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

Top 10 Reasons My School Rocks!

Why I Chose a Small School Over a Big University.

132895
man in black long sleeve shirt and black pants walking on white concrete pathway

I was asked so many times why I wanted to go to a small school when a big university is so much better. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure a big university is great but I absolutely love going to a small school. I know that I miss out on big sporting events and having people actually know where it is. I can't even count how many times I've been asked where it is and I know they won't know so I just say "somewhere in the middle of Wisconsin." But, I get to know most people at my school and I know my professors very well. Not to mention, being able to walk to the other side of campus in 5 minutes at a casual walking pace. I am so happy I made the decision to go to school where I did. I love my school and these are just a few reasons why.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments