'Tis the season to have a whole month to eat, drink, watch Netflix and be merry. It seems like this semester has just flown by with terrible bumps in the process, and now we've been #Blessed with a much-needed break before diving back into the treacheries of the spring semester.

At this point, your mother, siblings, best friends or bae may ask have already asked you several times what exactly is on your wish list this holiday. You may have told them the very important necessities that you cannot go on in life without like a new Tory Burch purse or six more Piko tops, but let's be honest, there are a few equally necessary things on your wish list that may be too hard to explain to our parents.

1. A compliment pledge

2. An app that stops you from drunk texting/Snapchatting your ex

3. A “Get out of Standards meeting" card

Y'know, like Monopoly?

4. Sturdier morals that keeps you from embarrassing yourself for once in your life

5. A guy who can genuinely pull off a man bun in real life

6. A diagram breaking down what is actually going on in "Scandal"

Because you'll never really know.

7. A way to somehow get rid of Kim Kardashian completely

If all of humanity could just put their heads together in this, we could actually make this happen.

8. A strongly worded hate letter to Justin Beiber

9. 24-hour Starbucks

10. An open invitation to KA's Old South

11. An invisibility cloak that shields you from your haters

But mostly when you run into your ex on campus.

12. An automatic filter on your timeline that takes out ignorant and mind-blowingly stupid political articles

But really what compelled you to share an article about how Barack Obama might possibly be a terrorist? Just think about it, please.

13. Actually a filter on anything worth deeming stupid on your timeline

14. An all-access pass inside Amanda Bynes' brain

15. Taylor Swift's mysterious perfection after walking out of the gym

Some type of black magic, I swear.

16. Carrie Underwood's legs

17. A miniature version of Ed Sheeran that you can keep in your pocket and can take out when you need some beautiful ginger magic jams at your disposal

18. The self-esteem of Kanye West

Because no one loves Kanye more than Kanye.

19. A type of carb that doesn't make you fat

Science has come a long way and we still haven't figured this out yet?

20. A night free from harassing questions from distant relatives

For the last time, I have no clue what I'm doing with my life!

Merry Christmas, crazy kids! I would only hope this gave those who constantly ask you a more realistic idea of what you really need for the holiday season this year.