Whether your squad is squad for life, or just squad for four years, these are the people who will take your college experience to the next level.
1. The Miss Congeniality
Everyone in your school has claimed this person as a part of their squad. They can introduce you to anyone you want to know, get you into any on- or off-campus party, and they probably have a couple of your professors in the palm of their hand. This is the most socially powerful member of your squad, but they can tell when they’re being used. Don’t abuse their power without expecting to be left in the dust.
2. The Mom
Need a snack? Lotion? A shoulder to cry on? This person’s got you covered. They will take care of you through thick and thin, and they aren’t afraid to protect you when the night gets rougher than you expected. They will keep your squad together when everyone is at each other’s throats. Be grateful.
3. The Party Starter
If you can’t get into the party, you can still make your own with this squad member. They know how to have a good time no matter where you are, even if it’s just their dorm with a bag of chips and a “Real Housewives” marathon. Don’t underestimate the power of this squad member. When you’re feeling down, this person will bring you back up better than before.
4. The Designated Driver
Sometimes all you need to make friends is a car and a parking permit. They’ve seen you and everyone you know at your drunkest and lowest points. Stay on their good side, and you’ll be in on all the hot gossip. But get on their bad side, and you’ll see that they have more dirt on you than you even realize. Don’t cross this squad member. And pay for gas.
5. The Bestie
You don't like to pick favorites, but this is the true MVP of your squad. They've got your back, even if everyone else turns on you. Yes, you would probably lie under oath for them. Failing that, yes, you would bake them a cake with a crowbar in it so they could escape jail. And if all that failed, yes, you would find a way to bribe the guards into letting you share a cell. Don't lie. You would.
