Parks and Recreation is a show that has filled our lives with laughter, delight, and inspirational messages to "treat yo self" whenever possible. There have been many moments where these characters have connected to us in a spiritual way.
1. When your friend goes on a date with that Tinder guy she matched with yesterday
You never know how creepy he is, his bio did say "Netflix and chill." His intentions could be very insincere.
2. When is working out ever fun?
Even when I am running to class, I feel so out of shape. I feel like I just want one of those segway scooters to get to class.
3. When midterms/finals week approaches and some things just slip your mind.
Sometimes, during midterms/finals week, my priorities get caught up in school work and I can't be a superhuman and be "normal" while to stay up for a week straight.
4. Because sometimes "adulting" is too hard.
Being "Princess Rainbow Sparkle" instead of Andy Dwyer is so much better, way less responsibilities, and you don't have to worry about school.
5. When you are trying to fill in every extra word you can on essays.
Instead of just saying "Abe Lincoln was born in Kentucky", say, "Abraham Lincoln was born in Kentucky in a log cabin in 1809 to two loving parents". See, so many more words.
6. Why else would you go to places that only sell healthy food or why else go to the gym?
Going to the gym and seeing people actually "try" is just as amusing as going to see lions, tigers, and bears, oh my.
7. You have to keep your girl friends closer than those stupid boys.
Leslie Knope created one of the best holidays, and should be recognized on a calendar, Galentine's Day.
8. Why can't there be a Waffle House and an IHOP on every corner and eat there for every meal?
Leslie is right, why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food? If JJ's diner was a real thing, you know I would be there everyday.
9. When you look at the decisions made in the pictures and Snapchats from the previous night.
Isn't it when we are young to make choices we will never remember but never regret?
10. When you have been up for hours studying for a test and you are unfortunate and have an 8 am, and don't want to talk to anyone.
I just want to have a giant sign around my neck saying "it's too early to talk to me, don't even try."
11. When crying is for the weak.
Andy, I too am allergic to jerks, they are like the human equivalent to pollen..