Jaw-dropping hot and mouth watering.

Swerve Christian Grey, french fries have stepped into the building and we are definitely ready to see them...and devour every last one of them.

When Christian Grey told Anna Steele "I want you and the thought of anyone else having you is like a knife twist in my dark soul," I felt the same deep pain as I watched my friends eat french fries while I was attempting to go on a diet.

"I want you and the thought of anyone else putting ketchup on you is like a knife twist in my fry-less stomach."

E.L. James wisely put it, "You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince." The same goes for the variety of experience you must taste before deciding on a favorite fry. "You have to eat a lot of fries before you find your favorite," said one with carbohydrate control.

If you thought Grey was aggressive when Anna says, "Suddenly he grabs me, tipping me across his lap," then you've never seen me grab a plate of fries. "Suddenly I grab five, shoveling them into my mouth."

“My inner goddess is jumping up and down, clapping her hands like a five year old," said Anna Steele. She was obviously talking about the enormous plate of fries she was about to consume.

In fact, a lot of quotes from the book actually apply directly to my fry romance. "You. Are. Mine."

"I've never wanted more, until I met (or ate) you."