This title comes with mixed reactions: on one hand you want to cry and eat a box (or ten) of chocolates while you reminisce on your own freshman adventures. On the other hand, you get to revel in the fact that you can tell all the younger girls, in the words of Beyoncé, “bow down bitches”.
15 Things Older Girls Will Understand:
1. Feeling #noregrets about cutting in the dinner line.
2. Exec is made up of your pledge class so you can get away with more than usual.
3. That girl looks really familiar, is she in our new pledge class?
4. Why don’t I know all of the new pledge class?
5. Thank God I’m not getting a little this year. #toobrokeforthat
6. Everything you say in chapter automatically matters more than the younger girls.
7. Is this freshman really talking in chapter? Sit down little one, learn your place.
8. Sobbing as you say, “I can’t believe I only have one year left. I can’t leave yet.”
9. Then they explain a new fining system at chapter and you’re like, “I am so over this crap, can I leave now?”
10. Is chapter really necessary?
11. Did I really need 40 t-shirts freshman year? These smalls do not fit anymore.
12. Getting attached to some of the new girls and wishing you could take another little.
13. It’s been three years and I still haven’t bought white flats for ritual.
14. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FRESHMEN?
15. Where did my pledge class disappear to? Started with 65, now we’re here.