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The Stages of College Sleep Deprivation

As told by Amy Poehler

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The Stages of College Sleep Deprivation
NBC's 'Parks and Recreation'

School is in full swing, and we're all feeling it now: sleep deprivation. Between class, homework, and extracurriculars, who has time to sleep? Here are the stages we all go through:

1. The blaring alarm goes off and sounds like your death.

2. You give yourself a pep talk to finally get yourself up out of bed - “Just two classes until you’re reunited, you got it.”


3. Alright ten minutes until class you really need to get going.

4. And you’re running again, and no you’re not on your way to the gym just because you’re in athletic clothes - not everyone can look nice all the time.

5. You made it on time–you’re a superstar. Why would you ever get up earlier if you can make it on time and maximize your sleep?

6. Your head is starting to nod. You can’t keep your eyes open listening to your professor droning and you realize that you forgot your coffee.

7. Class is over, you’re running (well briskly walking- you’re tired) back to your bed.

8. AHHHH REUNITED - naps get you through, but you’re definitely going to bed before 11:30 tonight.


9. What, what, what, how is it already 2 am?


10. And then you blink for a second and somehow it's the next morning and your alarm is going off again

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