1. You just met a super cute boy at a party, and he gave you his number.

2. You decide its best to wait until next week to hit him up.

3. The week drags on slower than UD’s winter break.

4. Finally, Friday comes, and you’re ready to text the man of your dreams.

5. You frantically ask your roommates what they think the most casual thing to text him is without being too creepy or forward.

6. You finally decide on, “Hey, what are you doing tonight?” hoping he’ll invite you to his fraternity’s party.

7. But you get nervous and decide you should have the writing center proofread your text.

8. Finally after an hour of deliberating on how many “ys” to add to “heyy” and if you should put an exclamation point after the question mark, you hit send.

9. After you hit send you immediately throw your phone across the room in a nervous breakdown.

10. You decide not to look at your phone while you get ready to go out, so you don’t answer his response to eagerly.

11. But the suspense is killing you so you check it every five minutes anyways.

12. He still hasn’t answered yet, and it’s getting pretty late, so you decide to start pre-gaming.

13. You begin to take a shot per minute to help you forget he still hasn’t answered.

14. It’s 11:30 p.m. and your phone finally vibrates, but it’s only your mom asking if you remembered grandma’s birthday.

15. You decide his phone probably fell in the toilet .

16. It’s midnight so you yell “F*@$ it!” and go out anyways.

17. You’re so hammered you forgot you texted him in the first place and end up drunk calling him asking for pizza every 10 minutes.

18. Finally you get home and pass out.

19 The next day you wake up with no new messages, and you’re slightly disappointed.

20. But you don’t care you’re still hot anyways.

22. You go into your contacts to delete your crush’s number when you realize there are only nine digits entered.