1. These Atrocities

Literally on the same level of Crocs.

2. High Class Liquor

A classy night with your girls is only a Qik-N-EZ stop away.

3. Not-So-Subtly Racist Theme Parties

Your ancestors raped, tortured, and killed the Native American population so that you could spill Keystone on a cheap recreation of their traditional garbs, but yeah, that white privilege looks super cute on you!

4. The Starbucks "Secret Menu"

Heads up: the Starbucks Secret Menu is not a real thing and literally no barista knows how to make a Captain Crunch Peanut Butter Double Chocolate Ribbon Frapp. Second heads up: you're about to drink four days worth of calories.

5. Really Uncomfortable Photo Poses

Conjoined diving team champs 2015.

6. Pitch Perfect

What are we on, like the sixth sequel to this movie?

7. Middle-Aged Women's Resort Wear

This will look great with your Vera Bradley backpack.

8. Wearing the exact same outfit whenever the opportunity presents itself

What's this hand on the elbows thing!?

9. Fine Italian Dining

There is nothing fancier than unlimited breadsticks.

10. Spending more time taking workout selfies than actually exercising

We get it, you're a fit-and-fun cool girl.

11. Pretty Little Liars Marathons

The books were written for pre-teens, but the show was written for people who are willing to dedicate 20 years of their life keeping up with it.

12. Taking pictures with literally any and every minority on campus to prove they aren't racist

"Actually, I have a black friend..." (Someone save this guy from the diving pose of doom.)

13. Group trips to the most disgusting beaches the United States has to offer

Bonus points if you brought home a neon PCB sweatshirt.