1. Finally, a valid reason to be lazy,do nothing, and most importantly... not wear pants.
2. Oh never mind, I still have to do all of the work I pushed aside... when will I grow up?
3. But first, I'll eat a breakfast large enough for 5 people and watch Netflix. #Priorities
4. *Spends 2 hours watching Grey's Anatomy, stomach grumbles* Time for a snack.
5. Okay, I'll finish this episode and start my homework.
6. *Opens books* What kind of monster gives work for the weekend?
7. We really need another day added to the weekend.
8. How did the weekend go so fast?
9. *Scrolls through pictures in phone* oh that's right, it's coming back to me now.
10. At least, I get another chance to get my act together this week...doesn't look too promising, though- sorry mom and dad.
11. If I fall asleep right now, how cranky will I be tomorrow?
12. Trick question, tomorrow is Monday.
13. Just 5 more days until Friday, you can do it (with the help of wine and optimism).