1. “Ew, you drink Starbucks? That’s so mainstream.”
Don’t get me wrong, I love a good cup of coffee from a reputable coffee shop, but Starbucks isn’t terrible by any means. If you don’t like it, that’s your prerogative, but let people enjoy whatever type of coffee they want to enjoy, man.
2. “Do you have a French press?”
As a 21-year-old university student, do I look like I can afford a French press to you? As cool as it would be to have one, the answer is no. I’ll stick with my coffee pot, thanks.
3. “You’re not a real coffee drinker if you do [insert faux pas here].”
Exactly what is wrong with the way I drink my coffee? Whether I drink my coffee black or load it with cream and sugar, drink espresso or blond roast, there’s not a proper way to drink coffee, now shoo.
4. “Have you tried [insert type of coffee they’re likely pronouncing wrong]? It’s so much better than that Maxwell House coffee you’re drinking.”
I’m sure that there are several brands better than Maxwell House; this just happens to fall under what I can afford in my budget right now. Perhaps you’d like to send some of that expensive coffee over my way, hm?