1. "I've never been to Sonic."

I literally don't know what to say to this, I was in yoga class and I heard a lady say, "I've never been the Sonic." She also didn't know what Sonic was and everyone in class filled her in. I was so mind-boggling that I just stared at her.

2. "He's the sassiest person you will ever meet."

I thought I had a sassy mouth, I have met someone that literally scares me. On the sassy scale I'm a doctor, but this guy was on God level. It was so bad I had to ask people if I was on his level, because I realize how annoying it was.

3. "Can you date my best friend?"

Literally just because you have a gay best friend and you meet me does not mean you have to introduce us. I know we're a rare breed but I have standards and one of them is not your friend.

4. "Do you even do yoga?"

No, I don't do yoga, I just got this yoga block off of the street that you see me carrying. Boy was her head blown when I had to correct her so that she wouldn't hurt her knee.

4. "You don't speak Spanish."

Do you speak Spanish, is the real question. I don't speak Spanish not because I'm embarrassed to be Mexican, it's because my parents didn't teach me when I was little so that they could talk in Spanish and I would know they were saying.

5. "Do you even go to Tarleton?"

Were you dropped this morning? First of all, I'm on campus. Second of all, I'm wearing a Tarleton shirt. Third of all, you're wearing a TCU shirt so do you even go to Tarleton. Where do these people come from?