We all know them, though not all of us love them. They may be the most famous family in the world. The Kardashians have built their own empire, complete with a hit reality TV show, a line of clothing stores, and a failed talk show. For some reason, the world seems to be enveloped in everything the Kardashians do, from plastic surgery to significantly short marriages. In all honesty, we love watching them because we like to see what fabulous people do, and we like to see that they are just like us normal people. After all, they are just people. So which Kardashian do you most identify with?
1. Kourtney:
Kourtney is the RBF of the Kardashian Klan. She's known for being rude and uncomfortably straightforward most of the time, especially if she doesn't like something. Even if she does like something, her attitude emanates perpetual "Ew." She's fabulous without being spoiled, always making fun of Kim for her "rich-girl" attitude and preferring to put her kids above any other priority, even their father, Scott. Even being probably the most intimidating Kardashian, she's also probably one of the most levelheaded in the family. If you aren't about BS and drama, and you know how to prioritize your life, you're most likely a Kourtney Kounterpart.
2. Kim:
Kim is the self-proclaimed queen of the Kardashians. Her infamous *ahem* tape basically kick-started her "career." Once under the spotlight, people wondered why the Kardashians were actually famous. Kim tried to turn people's heads away from how she became famous to how fabulous she actually was and that she deserved to be famous. She's known for being somewhat of a ditz, as well as being bad at relationships. But I don't want to beat on Kim too hard. She also cares a lot about her family and can actually be really cool sometimes. If you embarrass yourself on a regular basis, but people admire you for your loyalty and friendship, as well as your good looks, you may be a Kim.
3. Khloe: Khloe is basically the Bad Be-yotch of the Kardashians. As many people's favorite Kardashian, she has a fun-loving and adventurous attitude. She wears what she wants, says what she wants, and is always there to call people out, but in a way that makes you love her. A lot of people love the fact that she has a lot of friends who aren't super famous, and she's as loyal to them a she is to her sisters. Khloe is the most chill of all the Kardashians, making her the one most of us identify with. If you don't care what other people think, and you're the life of the party, you're probably a Khloe.
4. Kris:
Kris is the mother who loves to pretend she's a sister. Nicknamed the "Momager," she is responsible for the overseeing of all the Kardashians' media output and publicity jobs. As the mother of all this Kardashian talent, she loves acting young and reminding us why old people should not do certain things with their children. It takes a lot of work to Keep Up with the Kardashians, and she probably does the most out of all of the family to keep their empire going. I can barely handle keeping up with myself. So cheers to you who are organized and motivated, but know how to let loose, because you might be a Kris.
5. Kendall:
Kendall is probably the one with the most talent out of everyone in her family. Though her modeling career is most likely most attributed to her family's fame, she does a good job regardless, and she does her best to avoid drama and scandal in the media. She has actually said that she resents her family's reputation because she wants to earn her jobs with her talent, not with her last name. If you're a mature, level-headed hard worker, you might be a Kendall.
6. Kylie:
Kylie is basically Kim 2.0. She's got the fierce looks, the questionably large buttocks, and the provocative Instagram posts. She's got a feisty, show-off attitude, and like Kim, she's all about riding on her family's reputation for fame. Kylie's come under heaps of criticism for her provocative dress and hairstyles, but she still does her own thing. If you're big into making a statement and don't care who's offended, you might be a Kylie.
7. Rob:
Rob has been pretty much MIA since the Kardashian vacation to Greece a few years ago. Following his breakup with Cheetah Girl Adrienne Bailon, he began to slowly lose it, gaining weight and letting any hope for a career slip through his fingers. Once his sock line failed and he was forced to move in with Khloe and Lamar, he sank into seclusion from any media, and even started bashing his sister Kim on social media. Even so, we miss him. If you feel like a failure and you prefer to remain away from the spotlight, you might be a Rob. But please don't be. Be fabulous, and stop hiding!
P.S. Get well soon, Rob.
