1. Got an essay due in a few weeks -- no biggie. So much time to write this essay, it's almost ridiculous.
2. I am just going to have fun and not think about it.
3. Okay, so the due date is approaching, but I have the weekend so it's fine.
4. I tell my friends I can't go out tonight because I have an essay due Monday.
5. Instead of writing the essay or going out, I lie in bed, watching Netflix, occasionally rolling over to eat left-over pizza.
6. I wake up at 1 p.m. the next day because I stayed up until 3 a.m. doing as previously mentioned.
7. Now, to write the essay. I have this.
8. I go to the study room and spend an hour looking up if eating cookie dough can actually kill you iIt can... I think).
9. I have no idea what I am supposed to write about.
10. Finally, I start to power through the book the essay is on.
11. Then, it's time to write.
12. I brainstorm.
13. Finally, I suck it up and write for hours until it's done.
13. Hopefully it's good. I really don't want to read it over.
14. I am just going to believe it's good and turn it in.