At a sleepover
Movies. Painting each others toe nails, watching rom-coms, and sitting on your stomach with your legs dangling gushing about your crush and puppies and butterflies.
Reality. High on your couch, sitting silently while watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall and once in a while saying out loud "he's kind of hot" in regards to Jason Segel.
Talking to friends
Movies. “O-M-G!"
Reailty. “DUDEEEE."
Discussing feelings
Movies. “Honestly (tears up), I just think that Ashley and I need to sit down together and have a long talk about what happened so I can tell her why I'm so hurt by what she did."
Reality.“Ashley's a b**ch."
Revenge
Movies. “I'm going to take a picture of her changing in the locker room and mass-text it to the entire school!"
Reality. “I'm not going to like her Facebook post about how she got into abroad. Also (angrily unlikes photo) consider yourself down to 10 likes on that Instagram from eight weeks ago."
Pictures
Movies. “No that's my bad side, switch with me!"
Reality. “No that's my bad side, switch with me!"
Some things are true, okay?
Eating habits
Moives. Salads are a girl's best friend!
Reality. You inhales Big Mac, snack wrap, 4 piece nugs, and medium fries with no regard for human life.
Outfits
Movies. Girls wear heels to class.
Reality. “Do I really even need to put on shoes today?"
Makeup
Movies. Turns to nearest item that provides a reflection and applies lip gloss.
Reality. You haven't worn lip gloss since 2005.