You imagine your few months in Europe will resemble that family vacation you took to Italy that one time in 5th grade. The only difference: your fellow travelers are now 20-year-olds with the freedom to do anything they want. Here's some tips for you future travelers and some memory joggers for the ones who already have...
Every college student has either studied abroad, thought about it or known someone who has. Here are the things you learn while supposedly "studying" in a different country.
1. “Free Wi-Fi” are now your two
favorite words.
Even if that means staying in a two star hostel instead of a five, or camping
out at McDonald’s for 30 minutes so you can FaceTime your parents to let them
know you’re alive, Wi-Fi is the only way to communicate with the outside world.
AKA desperate times call for desperate measures.
2. Finding a €20 flight is totally doable.
Ryanair flights could potentially qualify as a
new torture tactic, but hey if you’re going to get me from the Netherlands to
Portugal for €20, it’s
worth it. And no I don’t want to purchase an e-cigarette or lottery ticket from
the stewardess, so please stop asking.
3. You don’t travel by car –
train, bus and walking are now your options.
Prepare your feet and invest in a pair of
converse. Also make sure to always follow the traffic laws. Trust me, nearly
getting arrested by Roman police for not paying the €2 bus fare, isn’t worth it… or so I hear.
4. XL T-shirts and Nike shorts
aren’t appropriate to wear… anywhere.
It’s a requirement to dress up for class in
Europe, even wearing sandals is pushing it. Get seen wearing a sorority shirt
and you probably won’t be let in class, or even worse, seen as the “stupid
American” for the rest of the semester.
5. Find someone who speaks
English and suddenly you’re BFFs.
Whether they are from the U.S., the UK or
trying out their English on you for the first time, speaking the same language
bonds you and no matter how weird they might seem, you will appreciate this and
probably even become F.B.O.
6. “Coffee shops” don’t actually
sell coffee.
Unless that coffee has a little something extra
in it of course. Walking into one for the first time, I can only imagine my expression
when I realized this was nothing like a Starbucks.
7. Wine is the new water.
And cheaper than water too. No matter the time
of day, even if its 6 a.m., wine is always acceptable. Hey, do as the Roman do,
right?
8. Converting currencies has
never been more difficult.
Going from euros to Czech korunas to Swiss
francs to British pounds to Hungarian forints and back to American dollars… you
learn it’s not worth it and just start praying for your bank account instead.
9. You don’t leave the clubs at
2 a.m.; you GO to the clubs at 2 a.m.
Europeans are on a totally different time
schedule. They wake up late, they eat dinner late and they go out late. If you
want to hang with them, you have to dance until the sun comes up… literally.
10. Sleeping in a train station
is bound to happen at least once.
This isn’t ideal in anyone’s book but when
you’re on a budget and trains and planes are getting delayed, you do what you
have to do. And sometimes that means cuddling with your backpack and a homeless
man.
11. Studying abroad involves
probably 10 minutes of actual studying.
Don’t tell anyone, but it’s true. Just load up
on coffee and Red Bull and write your term papers all in one night. Trust me,
you’ll still make an A and now you’ll get to see Ireland too.
12. Hostels are nowhere near as
scary as people think.
This is where you meet your friends! Here and pub-crawls
of course. They also give you directions, free walking tours of the city and if
you’re lucky, free breakfast.
13. Carbs are now your one and
only food group.
Spaghetti, pizza, sandwiches, toast and
noodles, the list goes on and on. Unless you’re made of money though, it’s time
to invest in some stretchy pants and just go with it.
14. Wearing the same clothes for
a week is not only possible, but will happen.
How else are you supposed to fit clothes for 3
weeks into a carry-on size backpack required by Ryanair and easyJet? You might
get sick of wearing the same striped shirt, but just wear your hair a different
way and hope no one looking at your Instagram pictures notices.
15. What happens in Europe, stays
in Europe.
Everyone changes a little while abroad; some get
crazier, some more adventurous and some just plain stupid. The stories can be
told, but the saying “I guess you had to be there,” pretty much explains it all.
Unless pictures of your friend doing body shots at a bar get posted on their
website… well that’s a different story.