I know what you're thinking: "Finally, I can learn to live like the most worthy of role models." Yes it's true, I have written a guide on how to be the person you've wanted to become since April 19, 2004. Only on screen for a total of 22 seconds and in only two scenes, Glen Coco has become an icon to anyone who's ever seen Mean Girls.
Maybe he has an excessive amount of side chicks, maybe he has tons of guy friends wanting to show off their bromance, I don't know. What I do know is that Glen Coco got four candy canes, and that's way more than anyone else, so who wouldn't aspire to be more like him? You're in luck because, I am about to tell you how to be so cool that one day, you'll get three more candy canes than Lindsay Lohan.
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1. Consistently practice your shade-throwing face.
2. Promote creativity in others.
3. Live every day like it's Christmas.
Just a day in the life of Glen.
4. Never give annoying people attention.
They don't deserve attention from you. Cady totally loves Glen. Oh my gosh, that is so fetch.
5. Have a catch phrase.
6. Be a fashion trend-setter.
Fact: Glen perfected the Bieber hair when Bieber was only 10.
7. Be studious by taking notes and sitting in the front of classes.
Look at that guy openly admiring how studious Glen is.
8. Inspire acts of service.
9. Be chill and don't get involved in the drama.
10. Actually, just do nothing and somehow become a public figure.
There it is; I've given you all that someone can give in order to become the ultimate cool person in class and in life. I wish you the best of luck, but we all know there can only be one true Glen Coco.
